People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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