I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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