I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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