Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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