i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
