my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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