So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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