Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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