I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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