dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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