It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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