you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dear god my vagina.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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