Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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