he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We got so high we made milksteak
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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