So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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