fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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