guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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