Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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