I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
only you would photoshop your dick
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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