Umm I'm too high to move.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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