I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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