3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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