hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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