Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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