I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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