It's Friday. Sex?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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