just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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