Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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