The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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