i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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