first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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