1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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