if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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