Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also, beer. Big fan.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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