there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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