apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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