Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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