Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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