Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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