So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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