dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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