I am puke
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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