I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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