Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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