He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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