Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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