windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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