McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Randomize
