just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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