Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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