Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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