i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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