I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
