I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
